Score: 6

"Why am i Reviewing This?"

submission: 9/11: The Tragedy

date: April 18, 2008

9/11? More like Jesus Has Sex With Bush....

~~~Graphics~~~
The graphics of this weren't good, It was probably drawn in a few seconds,This might'v been good if you tried a little more and put some time in this creation and not a result of bordom....Also this was a little offending even though i don't believe in god... ( I believe in buddha!)

~~~Animation~~~
Animation,well it's pretty smooth and good (as much as i hate to say it) no cut backs which mosly acur in nearly every flash game/movie it's probably becouse of the painfully simple and awful graphics...

~~~Sounds~~~
The startup music to the text was sad in blends in perfectly but after that,horror
the voice acting was good but i don't believe that you did the voice acting,since there aren't any other sounds or music it pretty boring to watch...

~~~OVERALL~~~
Well as a result of bordom it's pretty awful,borring and bland compaired to the better flash out there . If your emo,hate Gorge Bush,don't believe in god and about to suicide than this is the movie for you!

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Graphics : 5.3
Animation : 7.1
Sounds : 5.2
OVERALL : 5.8 (3/5)

Score: 9

"Holy Crap! O_O"

submission: Dress my Babe 6

date: April 18, 2008

Wow this Dress-Up is simply amazing !
~~~GAMEPLAY~~~
Well it's pretty obvius what i gotta say about the gameplay...Click click thats it but that doesn't mean its bad.There are alot of clothes and accesories you can choose from and not to mention all the items in the shop you WILL want to buy also you might ask,how to get money ? Easy just play the game and in time youl get money if you play this game for around 15 minutes youl have probably enough money.Also i have one complaint,after you buy avrything and exit from the game...AVRY THING SWITCHES BACK TO THE START
But this ain't a big deal since you get enough money to buy in 15 minutes but if you have like 5 minutes to spare well then thats pretty bad...
~~~SOUNDS~~~
Most of you will think sounds are not important to a Dress-Up Game well you right,but it's always good to have an option,and you get that option from 14 diferent songs (Click the little M at the top for music) Thay're all god and since you WILL want some music since youl be tinkering with this game for a while...
~~~ANIMATION~~~
Well il make it short,there practicly ISN'T any animation just the bars oppening and the pre-loader and THATS IT...
~~~OVERALL~~~
If you LOVE dress-up games and haven't played this one then,what are you waiting for?! Get 15 minutes of your time and tinker your heart out!

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Gameplay : 9.6
Sounds : 9.2
Animation : 6.8
OVERALL : 8.5 (4/5)

Score: 9

"The Guitar Maniac Series Continues!"

submission: SC Guitar Maniac Dx 3

date: April 17, 2008

The "Crazy Guitar Maniac" Saga continues...And its badder then ever!
~~~GAMEPLAY~~~
Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right and hella more! Not only is this game increadible hard it's also probably one one the best games ever created...
The gameplay can get repetitive yes,but it doesn't stop it from greatness...
This time improved from the 2nd Games is:When you mess up it sound like that,MORE NOTES! And way harder gameplay...Which prooves my theory:
Even though the game is hard it doesn't suck!
SCGMDX2 Veterans will grind this baby out dry and have a great time too!
~~~SOUNDS~~~
Sheer AWESOMENES the music is realy good from rock to punk its all good!
But SCGMDX2 had better music...From emo-ish to mario-remix-ish music that game had it all...But this SCGMDX3 has all Punk and rock music which is pretty much the same thing exept that punk screams more...
Also the guy that shouts the instuctions and your progress isn't as 'peppy' as he was at the 2nd game which is a downer since at SCGMDX2 when you hear his name...YOUR READY TO ROCK AND ROLL!
~~~ANIMATION~~~
What can you expect from a rythim game? Yes the graphics are simple and Yes thay might get dull but...Who the hell said the a rhytim based game wud need insane graphics? I mean i ask you,will you have the time to look at the graphics when your PRESSING THE BUTTONS SO FAST IT MAKES YOU FINGERS BLEED? I think not!
~~~OVERALL~~~
How shud i put this...?The game has some emprovements like more notes,more songs,more guitars,but does that make the game way better then it already is? Well yah it does but still all you SCGMDX2 Veterans wont care about that,oh no...All you want to do is...
JAM OUT TO SOME FUNKAH MUSIC!!!!

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Gameplay : 9.7
Music : 9.2
Animation : 8.5
OVERALL : 9.1 (5/5)

P.S. PLAY THIS GAME!!!!

Score: 8

"Fun while it last it..."

submission: An Eye 4 Detail Game

date: April 12, 2008

Does this game a win or a dreadfull loss?

~~~GAMEPLAY~~~
The gameplay is quite addicting and requires great consentration and quick thinking,but the lack of levels and no limitation for lives make this game too easy to beat...
~~~SOUNDS~~~
The ticking sound is pretty annoying and the asians quality of his words is spot on,but he says that avry time a level start and makes him as annoying as the dock from "Duck Hunt"
~~~ANIMATION~~~
Here is where the animation and the graphics realy shines for this game,the well drawn background an the objectives are realy well done and detailed,but sometime thay get a little blurry which makes for easy mistakes but thats probably just me...
~~~OVERALL~~~
Give it a try maybe youl like,i did but when i beat the game i forgot about its existents...
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GAMEPLAY : 6.9
SOUNDS : 8.1
ANIMATION : 9.4
OVERALL : 8.1 (4/5)

Score: 9

"Just like Spider Man only without the "Man""

submission: Mighty Spidy

date: April 11, 2008

Original it may be but is it a slinging win or a game better left in the cobwebs?
~~~GAMEPLAY~~~
Playin' this game is not only fun and enjoyable but also very addicting,but it lacks hardness and more levels and preferably some kind of bossis or atleast some more modes,you will probably be replaying it over and over again becouse the game is so short...
~~~ SOUNDS ~~~
Music is playfull and cartoonish like from so cartoon on TV, it also blends in perfectly with the playful gameplay...
~~~ANIMATION~~~
The graphics and animation are pretty well done with no lag or frame rate
issues.The backgrounds are lush and playful and very well drawn and colored,the spider is pretty well animated.
~~~OVERALL~~~
Overall this game is definetly worth trying out even though for its punishing shortnes...

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GAMEPLAY : 8.6
SOUNDS : 9.5
ANIMATION : 9.2
OVERALL = 9.1 (5/5)

Score: 8

"Wario getts flashy!"

submission: Grid16

date: April 11, 2008

Finaly, Wario ware gets the GOOD flash treatment and not the silly failure kind!

The gameplay is quick and will make you think faster then a scientist...The minigames are fresh and fun and have a good style to them,only one problem the minigames stop and restart where you last finished and may be very unexpected,also sometime the Computer chooses a minigame so fast that you don't understand whats happening until you lose...

The music is simple and very tribish' and very well comuns with the quick twich based gameplay we all love and crave...

The animation is way to simple for this game,i suggest you amping this games animation with a few more textures (naturaly it will have some frame rate issues but still) and this game cud be teh shit!
Overall a nice quick game for a few minutes to spare...
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Gameplay : 9.2
Music : 8.9
Animation : 7.1
OVERALL : 8.4 (4/5)

Score: 9

"Aching Head, oh my!"

submission: Compulse

date: April 11, 2008

Another puzzle goody from Armor Games,this one will make you scratch your head more than thayre are words in the alphabet...

Can you say aching head? If so than prapare for that becouse this game will leave you confused faster than you can say "Great peppers in a donkeys anus!" This game is not for the stupid...Puting blocks so you can slow down or redirect thayre location on which thay're are heading has never been so fun nor exhausting...

The music has a fang shui style which realy helps since youl be streassed alot and this music will really help you regain your "Inner Peace" and the sound effect when you hit those spiky things and your ball vanishes will take you to china....

The animation is very very very simple maybe even boring,but a puzzle game doesn't need flashy lights and killer graphics to make it good oh no no no...

Overall one of the better puzzle games that will make sweat like a pig making you figure out what the hell to do...

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Gameplay : 9.7
Music : 9.2
Animation : 7.2
OVERALL : 8.7 (5/5)

Score: 8

"WEIRDEST GAME EVER!"

submission: Transmigration

date: April 11, 2008

From Robots,to pigeons and from pigeons to pumas this game has it all!

Wow simply wow,this game is more like a video than a game all you do is just press space and you win easy as that...

The music,wow where do i start? I guess il start with this : It realy works with the ehem.."Gameplay" or rather "Video" than anything else i've seen and it also is great night club dance music!

The animation,this is where the "game" shines,Its amazingly wonderful, from splashes to clouds and from clouds to erupting volcanos the animation is beutifull and probably the best ive ever seen...

Overall great video,bad game...

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Gameplay : 5.7
Music : 8.7
Animation : 9.9
OVERALL : 8.1 (4/5)

Score: 8

"Spin,Spin,Spin!"

submission: Go! Spin

date: April 11, 2008

As the game tittle says, Spin! Spin! Spin! Can you do it?

Playin' this game is pretty fun but it isn't Alien Hominid...The ice cream cone thing is pretty annoying he looks like hes jumping for air and that is a little distracting,the gameplay is simple afterall which makes it pretty good

The music is pretty neat ,yet at the same time is realy preasuring and makes you think "Oh no! Im gonna mess up" that may be good for some (wth?) but still,
you just gotta get used to it unless,LOSE

The animation is simple and good,with a few frame rate issues like the ice cream cone thing suddenly starting to twich like it's having a heart attack, and suddenly flashing dotts apearing at the menu screan.Even with those thing it's still one sweet animation!

Overall fun,exiting and frustratingly anoying this game is the whole package...
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Gameplay :7.3
Music : 8.1
Animation : 8.2
OVERALL : 7.8 (4/5)

Score: 9

"Short Dream..."

submission: The Bounce

date: April 11, 2008

*Yawn* This game is like dreaming a dream,or rather playing one infact...

The gameplay is so relaxing and so enjoyable that can make you wana play this game for quite some time and make you STILL want more...But allas this game is way to short...

The music *yawn* ah the music,the music is so 'transy' and so sleepy,avry time you hear this song youl say : This is making me sleep...It also is very relaxing and makes you want to float away...

The animation is way to simple,exept the explosion particles,the explosion is very 'explosive' if you will...
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Gameplay: 8.4
Music : 9.3
Animation :7.2
OVERALL : 8.3 (4/5)